Frank and Louie the cat was born with two faces, two mouths, two noses, and three eyes. Twelve years after his owner rescued him from being put to sleep because of his condition, the cat is not only thriving but has made it into the 2012 Guinness Book of World Records as the longest surviving member of a group known as Janus Cats, named for a Roman god with two faces.

The Secret Language of Birthdays

Aries : Poppy, thistle, fern.
Taurus : Daisy, dandelion, lily.
Gemini : Tansy, yarrow, privet.
Cancer : Water lilies, rushes.
Leo : Sunflowers, chamomile, lavender.
Virgo : Wintergreen, sage, privet.
Libra : Pansy, primrose, violet, strawberry.
Scorpio : Root vegetables, black poppy, hemlock.
Sagittarius : Asparagus, chestnuts, soybeans.
Capricorn : Hemlock, black poppy, burdock root.
Aquarius : Dandelions, resins of frankincense and myrrh.
Pisces : Mosses, ferns, seaweed.

(according to ‘the secret language of birthdays’)

The Secret Language of Birthdays

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

by Anton LaVey.

You didn’t love her. You just didn’t want to be alone. Or maybe, maybe she was good for your ego. Or maybe she made you feel better about your miserable life, but you didn’t love her, because you don’t destroy the person that you love.

Callie Torres, ‘The Heart of the Matter’

The Guardian: Any advice for a 21-year-old who hates their job and has the possibility of traveling the world? And has a boyfriend that they like. (This is for a friend.)
Rob Delaney: Go do it. Fuck him. Is he a guy in his 20s? Then he’s the least significant type of person on the planet. A male in their 20s? Run in the opposite direction. Nothing he says matters; his fears, his hopes his dreams are garbage. Men in their 20s are the worst thing happening on our planet. Go, go to Uzbekistan, go to South Korea, just go anywhere he isn’t because men in their 20s are bad for young women.
The Guardian: So what do women in their 20s do?
Rob Delaney: Masturbate. Date other women for a while. Use men sexually for a while but don’t ever invite their opinion or be bound to them in any way.