Be it known that you crush heads! Be it known that you devour corpses like a dog! Be it known that your gaze is terrible! Be it known that you lift your terrible gaze! Be it known that you have flashing eyes! Be it known that you are unshakeable and unyielding! Be it known that you always stand triumphant!

Enheduanna, The Exaltation of Inanna

These are lines 127-133: Sumerian version, English translation. This text in Sumerian is:

Sang ngish raraza hezuam! Urgin ad guuza hezuam! Igi hushaza hezuam! Igi hushbi ililiza hezuam! Igi gungunnaza hezuam! Uruna nushegaza hezuam! Uma gubgubbuza hezuam!

I started Hebrew, which is why I’ve been dead on this blog, but I don’t think I can ever properly convey to you guys the sheer cultural whiplash of spending years learning Japanese from Japanese teachers and then trying to learn Hebrew from an Israeli

  • Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive
    Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back

  • Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics
    Hebrew:
    Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for
    several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that
    since we’ll never need to say it

  • Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible
    Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it

  • Japanese: the closest thing there is to ‘bastard’ is an excessively direct ‘you’ pronoun
    Hebrew: ‘bitch’ translates directly

No, Everything Does Not  Happen for a Reason

Other forms of this include: “There is no such thing as coincidence,”
and: “It’s all part of the great plan.” They are all the intellectual
offspring of Leibniz’s ludicrous claim that “this is the best of all
possible worlds.” Each form betrays the same enormous conceit and the
same willful negligence.


In his darkly comedic masterpiece, Candide, the great Voltaire
shows exactly how stunning a lack of imagination one has to be possessed
of to believe that everything happens for a reason.


Believing in a caring, planned out universe is a consolation that
everyone wants to offer to themselves at some point, whether that
involves a god or not. A beneficent, caring, superior being in control
is something that we get used to as children, and we miss it when it is
gone. I am simply saying that this is not a good way to go about getting
that particular consolation.

No, Everything Does Not  Happen for a Reason

I’ve ridden a motorbike for a few years now and it never stops amazing me how every town smells different. So many scents linked to so many memories coming at me faster than I can accelerate.

Insect Correspondences

Spider – Connections, communication, raised awareness
Potato bug –  Protection,closure, seclusion
Beetle – Beauty, glamour, self esteem
Ant – Community, sacrifice, team building
Grasshopper – Movement, invisibility, speed
Bee – Strength, travel, success, bounty
Moth – Light, searching, journey, growth
Butterfly – Death, rebirth, beauty, humble beginnings
Fly – Greed, satisfaction, hunger
Cockroach – Survival, drive, fighting, stubbornness
Mosquito – Blood, reliance, self sufficiency
Lady bug – Charity, kindness, friendliness
Snail – Determination, slow growth, development

Unsolved Mysteries

Some interesting reading for a rainy day.

  • Ambrose Bierce – A famous Civil War-era writer decides to leave his cushy life to go to Mexico, only to disappear forever.
  • Agent 335 – One of the first U.S. spies was a woman, but who?
  • The Axeman of New Orleans – This guy won’t stop coming after people with an axe until everybody plays jazz music.
  • The Baychimo – When winter strikes, a ship sheds its crew–and then decides to take off without them.
  • The Black Dahlia Murder (NEW!) – Who murdered and maimed this woman, and is she the only victim? [suggested by several people]
  • Blair Adams (NEW!) – What is this Canadian man running from and did it find him?
  • Cahokia – A gigantic ancient civilization along the Mississippi is abandoned, but why? [suggested by
    luminescent-wanderings]
  • The Canneto di Caronia Fires – Mysterious fires keep popping up in this small Sicilian town.
  • Çatalhöyük – A 9,500-year-old city in Turkey had everything going for it, and yet it was abandoned.
  • The Chicago Tylenol Murders – Someone laces Tylenol with poison and descends an entire city into chaos.
  • The Dancing Plague – People are stricken with the need to dance, some to their deaths.
  • D. B. Cooper – An unknown man hijacked a plane, extorted hundreds of thousands, and then parachuted to freedom.
  • The Dyatlov Pass Incident (tw: photo of a dead body) – Several experienced mountain hikers go into a mountain range in Russia and die of unknown causes. [see also]
  • Ebola in Rome – Did an outbreak of ebola strike ancient Athens long before it ever tormented Africa?
  • Elisa Lam – A woman, seemingly pursued by an unseen foe, disappears, only to be found inside her hotel’s water tower two weeks later.
  • Erdstall – There are thousands of still-standing, ancient tunnels beneath central Europe, but no one knows what they’re for. [see also]
  • Genghis Khan’s Tomb – One of the greatest and most successful rulers of all time, but no one can find his final resting place.
  • The Hinterkaifeck Murders – Unexplained noises, missing house keys, and an entire family found dead in rural Germany.
  • The Isabella Stewart Gardener Museum Theft – Some hacks in police uniforms steal a bunch of priceless art, including a Rembrandt.
  • The Isdal Woman – What happened to this woman in Norway, who was she, and why were so many steps taken to conceal her identity? [suggested by
    whalesguts]
  • Japan’s Ghost Ship Problem – Ships from North Korea keep showing up on Japan’s shores… filled with mutilated corpses.
  • The Jian Seng – A giant ship is found floating with no crew and no one knows where it came from.
  • Jimmy Hoffa – A teamster with mob ties disappears, theories abound.
  • Joseph Newton Chandler III  – Is this dead identity thief the Zodiac Killer? And if so, what is his real name?
  • The Joyita – Crew members abandon a real unsinkable ship, but why?
  • The Lighthouse Mystery – Several Scottish lighthouse keepers disappear abruptly.
  • The Lost Colony (on Roanoke Island) – A bunch of white people decide to try and colonize an island and it doesn’t go well.
  • The Lost Dutchman Mine – In unforgiving territory lies a lost treasure just waiting to be found–if you don’t die first.
  • The Lost Nazi Plunder – The nazis stole hoards of important items, including art and cultural artifacts. Where are they now? [see also]
  • The Mary Celeste – A sailing ship in working order is found, still at sea, without a crew.
  • Monsieur Chouchani – Who was this mysterious Jewish teacher and mentor of Elie Weisel who dressed like a vagabond?
  • The Oakville Blobs – Gelatinous blobs of an unknown substance rain from the sky.
  • The Paris Catacombs – A seemingly infinite series of tunnels filled with bones, artwork, and missing explorers. [see also]
  • The Phaistos Disc – A mysterious disc, thousands of years old and covered in strange symbols, is found in Crete.
  • Rongorongo – An undecifered set of glyphs from Easter Island, possibly a completely independent language.
  • The Tamam Shud Case (tw: photo of a dead body) – A body shows up on a beach in Australia, and how it got there is wrapped in mystery and lies.
  • Tarrare – A man who couldn’t stop eating, anything and everything.
  • UVB-76 – A strange radio station in Russia broadcasts a constant buzz, broken only by strange readings of names and numbers.
  • The Voynich Manuscript – An unbreakable code in an ancient manuscript full of strange drawings–what’s not to like?
  • The Woman in the Tree (aka Who Put Bella in the Wych Elm?) – A body turns up stuffed into a tree trunk, becomes a local rallying cry.
  • The Wow! Signal – A strong radio signal from space still has researchers stunned and baffled.
  • The Zodiac Killer (NEW!) – Who is the cryptic killer behind a rash of murders? (Other than Ted Cruz.) [suggested by several people]

(These
are the most reliable unsolved stories I could find. There are many
others that require more sources to be believed or already have very
plausible answers.)

Know a good one that isn’t listed? Let me know!